NO COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

| January 23, 2009 | 0 Comments

We had a unannounced change in our coffee vendor overnight. A memo was issued this morning by the Executive assistant of our company. The text is below:

All,

Since you each either took the time to help us by pointing out the complications with our coffee vendor changeover this morning or were copied on that correspondence, I just wanted to let you know I’ve made the vendor aware of the issues, and they are here now addressing them. I appreciate your concerns, and on behalf of the vendor, apologize for all the inconvenience. I had hoped for a far smoother transition and introduction to our new Seattle’s Best brew.

Thank you in advance for your continued patience as we make this right.

Meanwhile, there is rioting in the hallways. I’ve locked my office door in hopes of survival. If this ends up being my last blog post, thanks for reading.

Update at 1:15 PM

..Peace and tranquility came over the world as coffee service was restored. Although no one knows what happened to our CEO in the riots.

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